ads

A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

AD

Anal discharge, for example: poop

What a load of AD

by DARKLORDOFYEET March 15, 2019

AD

AD means attention-deficit, or unable to pay attention.

That kid in the back of the class is so AD.. he never listens to the teacher.

by Teslarossa September 15, 2018

ADS

An acronym for: Asian Dick Syndrom, that is to say, a person with a very small penis. Almost all Asians are born with it. Not to be confused wth pre-pubescentcy, also commen in Asians.

*In Change-Rooms*
Normal Boy: Man your puny!
Infected Boy: Dude it ain't my fault...its all to blame on ADS!!

by Crzy_Kid! May 15, 2008

AD

AD stands for after dark, as in ugly ass woman who come out after dark.

Cft told me bout that ad u been kickin it with, lol hope u dont catch somthing.

by i git sum December 11, 2007

ade

Accidental Dick Exposure. Basically when your dick lets loose and flies out of your pants. Often happens when going commando, and your pants zipper fails. (Oops.) Also by men with long ones or short pants and it shows when sitting down.

Person1: *red hot face*
Person2: What happened?
Person1: I was going commando, and I got ADE so embarrassed!!! Like all my coworkers and boss were there
Person2: *snigger*
Person1: *kick in the nuts* How dare you

by Dic-tator March 14, 2017

Ades

Someone who is a wet blanket

Man, quit being an ades!

by jessicafu1 November 29, 2006