ABSIDICULE

an absolutely absurd, ridiculous, form of ridicule….

usually the root is not based in reality.

Steezy- she totally tripped on me with the utmost anger!

Lizzie- whaaaaaaa?

Steezy- like it was absidicule

Lizzie- sorry my dude!

by steezyontheeyes August 22, 2023

Absifrickenlutely

When something is as absolute, but to the level of frickin'.

"I will absifrickenlutely not be doing that."

by Arataki "One and Oni" Itto February 24, 2024

Absis

Absis is my brother, this name orginated from babs.

Absis shut up

by Yellowcargreencarredcar May 31, 2024

absirred

Preposterous male-related status.

To assert dat ladies are incapable of driving big-rig trucks is obviously absirred.

by QuacksO April 5, 2025

absirred

Describes a ridiculous situation or attribute regarding a male organism.

Worrying about da size or specific shape of yer family jewels is totally absirred --- if you can still father healthy offspring, dat is all dat should matter.

by QuacksO May 10, 2025