Skittish Aardvarks

Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"

Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012

aardvarks nose

An uncircumcised cock.

Can you sweep the floor with that sir?

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

aardvarkian

Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!

Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.

by The Aardvarkian Minister of De October 26, 2017

ardvark

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

aardvarking

Term for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse

Billy and Jane were aardvarking in the dugout.

by Edward Thomas Nelson III September 26, 2005

Aardvarking

The up and down snorting of contents placed anywhere on or between a woman’s pussy and asshole.

I’d enjoy aardvarking carrot cake off some Colombian pussy and ass. Not too proud to admit that.

by Palm Desert Dawg February 5, 2021

aardvarking

When two men touch their penises together tip to tip and one man rolls the foreskin of his penis over the penis of the other man. It is necessary that one man is uncircumcised.

OMG, those two dudes are totally aardvarking each other.

by minivanhalen October 3, 2010