Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 30, 2023

Awakened Gojo

Awakened Gojo is the name for some teenager who found out about the colors red and purple while he was healing him self using positivity or something

Awakened gojo is stupid and drunk

by suger man May 28, 2024

false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 03, 2023

force awakened

When a guy gets an unexpected hard on for someone around him.

Today in class while thinking about Mary the force awakened

by hisoka pancakes March 22, 2017

Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach

The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.

by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023

yuna's bi awakening

emma watson

hi shawty if youre reading this!

emma watson is yuna's bi awakening

by shawtybaeee January 14, 2021

Gojo Satoru (Awakened)

Some teenager who discovered the colors red and purple
and he can float and take drugs

Gojo Satoru (Awakened) is the strongest and he found that out after he realized he had blue eyes and a master degree in astrophysics or something idk lol also he can make colors

by suger man June 05, 2024