Ahsett!

A variation of the term "oh shit", mostly used to show surprise (usually exaggerated and fake).

Matt: AHSETT!
Jordan: What's up?
Matt: I finally beat the last boss of MegamanX3 after 6 hours of bullshit!

by J-Wilz October 16, 2007

assetarian

one whom eats ass only

Did you hear that Ronnie Mac is an assetarian

by bhoot15 December 29, 2017

scrotal assembly

collective reference to the scrotum and all the goodies contained therein (testicles, vas deferens, etc.)

The appearance of the scrotal assembly evolved for use as bait.

by GabrielSix March 29, 2005

Buttery Assed

This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.

That Tre to lip slide was so buttery assed, You could of been on the phone when you did it.

by J-Paul August 1, 2008

assed

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

by ame_jayy June 24, 2012

assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

arsetigers

a spontanious statement of surprise, delight, anger, or anything you want it to mean.

*after stubbing toe* Arsetigers! that fucking hurt

by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003