PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.

He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

Samsung assistant

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samsung assistant was with me last night

by eekalana June 2, 2021

Personal Assistant

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...

by Hans Flogmeoff March 31, 2009

relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.

McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.

by McCabe March 3, 2004

assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

Research assistant

Bellboy and washing machine of a professor.

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.

by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022