Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."

by Zileaha July 17, 2015

Celebrity assassination movement

A militant movement that has associations with anarchist groups and the world wealth reform movement ect. that seeks to assassinate celebrities because it is outraged that society worships them and gives then tens of millions of dollars a year while most of the people in the world live in poverty and can get the proper medical care they need , and 16,000 thousand people die of starvation somewhere in the world everyday. So, they seek to assassinate the developed worlds beloved celebrities in order to punish it for being so indifferent to the suffering of the rest of the world.

He's in the celebrity assassination movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 1, 2011

Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009

Torbay assosiates

Group of fellons living in the bay - Fronted by Phil C, Kris Hughes, T-Lowe, Mr. Bling King and other thugs

Similar to bloodz or cripz only more powerful (able to move units world wide)

by Krissy the King June 21, 2003

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

assisinate

1. Confound, stupefy, and annoy.
2. Distract with excessive verbiage.
Note: Commonly mistaken for assisinate

My friends are going to assisinate you until you give in and cry until dawn.

by The Love Docter! March 4, 2009

Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024