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Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
by phroug2 April 15, 2012
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Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.
Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.
Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.
Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.
Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.
by Raybudd August 11, 2010
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Person 1: (angry)You forgot to buy the milk!
Person2: you no know what ASPRANCHIA!
(Ends argument)
Person 1: (angry)You forgot to buy the milk!
Person2: you no know what ASPRANCHIA!
(Ends argument)
by Illegirl October 12, 2017
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Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams
Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin
Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right
Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin
Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right
by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011
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