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See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.
(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005
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Ashland Highschool

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..
where do you go to school?

ashland highschool...

..im sorry
by rawwrrrr October 17, 2008
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Ashvanth

An awesome person that will change your life. He will always be there for you no matter what. He will always understand you and be kind to you. He teases and pranks but stays loyal forever. He is also an awesome sports man who will develop powerful muscles and a great physique.
Woah Ashvanth is here.
Thanks Ash.
by Accio amazingness March 2, 2019
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Ashanee

a smart , funny girl and she can be friendly and shy at first but once u get to know her she’s a lil crazy and someone u can count on and u can trust she the best friend u probably will ever have and easily to talk and easily in love with but hard to let go u would want to let go of her
Zach- who’s that girl over their
Alex- idk but she looks like a ashanee
by Sammy bell January 16, 2018
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Ashland,WI

Questionable town with questionable living. Only good thing is Lake Superior.
I hate Ashland,WI everyone be tweakin.
by danthepovertyman April 1, 2021
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ashanda

She's a fun living person that'll stick with you through thick and thin but don't take her kindness for granted she cud forget you as fast as she new you
Isn't Ashanda nice
by Ashanda June 8, 2021
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assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
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