a term coined by comedian, actress, recording artist, designer, and author, Margaret Cho. It means someone who looks kind of asian, and might be somewhat , but not quite there.
Chelsea Handler: asian adjacent?
Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent.
Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent.
by sayswhowhat August 10, 2010
Get the asian adjacent mug.1. When somebody does not know if they are counted as Asian or not.
2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.
2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.
1. This guy's from the Philippines, he's a total Asian Tim.
2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.
2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.
by thatonegirls96 April 15, 2011
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by ZachThyDestroyer June 5, 2015
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by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016
Get the Asian seat cover mug.When you receive a prostate massage using the index finger in a "come here" motion. Mostly performed in low end Asian massage parlors.
"Hey did you here David got an Asian hook for an extra 50 bhat? He blew so much seed on the ceiling tiles they chased him out with a machete"
by Gadams June 20, 2016
Get the Asian Hook mug.An absolutely savage metaphorical name for YouTube star Brian Quang Le, a.k.a "Ricegum" created by iDubbbzTV.
It is, also, and undoubtedly, the name of one of the most savage diss tracks created by a YouTube personality (iDubbbzTV).
It is, also, and undoubtedly, the name of one of the most savage diss tracks created by a YouTube personality (iDubbbzTV).
Asian Jake Paul - iDubbbzTV (feat. Boyinaband)
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy.
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy.
Say to your audience face, ayy.
How Jacob Sartorius tastes.
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy.
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy.
Say to your audience face, ayy.
How Jacob Sartorius tastes.
by TheSpeedOfLight October 24, 2017
Get the Asian Jake Paul mug.Asian Americans born to a traditional Asian family have it difficult. Although they are exposed to freedom of speech, freedom to choose and well freedom to everything, they cannot exercise their freedom to their full extent.
It is difficult for Asian American children to see their peers having the liberty to choose a college fit for their personality, or fit for their own career goals and at the same time having their parents supporting them.
Restrictions are not only placed on academics but also on their child's personal life. Asian parents wish to control every aspect of their child's life. The reasoning behind this maybe because they want their child to do better than everyone else. However, they do not realise that to do better than everyone else does not mean that they will be happy. To asian parents, happiness can only be achieved by satisfying conditions like a to-do list. *check examples below*. One can understand that they have more experience than a child has, but that does not mean they can push the children through a "short cut" in life and not allow the child to experience the same mistakes and the same problems their parents went through.
It is difficult for Asian American children to see their peers having the liberty to choose a college fit for their personality, or fit for their own career goals and at the same time having their parents supporting them.
Restrictions are not only placed on academics but also on their child's personal life. Asian parents wish to control every aspect of their child's life. The reasoning behind this maybe because they want their child to do better than everyone else. However, they do not realise that to do better than everyone else does not mean that they will be happy. To asian parents, happiness can only be achieved by satisfying conditions like a to-do list. *check examples below*. One can understand that they have more experience than a child has, but that does not mean they can push the children through a "short cut" in life and not allow the child to experience the same mistakes and the same problems their parents went through.
To-do list for happiness according to asian parents.
1) Go to a good college
2) Get married
3) Good self image
etc.
of course these to-do lists have sub-to-do lists.
1) Go to a good college
---------------------------
a) go to a good high school
b) get good grades
c) do an insane amount of extra curricular activities
etc.
2) Get married
-----------------
a) conditions for a perfect partner
-has to be asian
-has to have good job
-has to have parents who have respectable jobs
etc.
b) parents approve this person (or preferably, pick this person)
c) no dating basically - since you only date for a reason - which is to get married - therefore people who do not fit the asian parents' requirements are a waste of time.
etc.
3) Good image
--------------------
a) no back-chatting parents
b) over look personal problems instead of working them out.
c) don't do things that do not benefit this list. ie. going on the computer for non-work-related things or watch tv.
etc.
1) Go to a good college
2) Get married
3) Good self image
etc.
of course these to-do lists have sub-to-do lists.
1) Go to a good college
---------------------------
a) go to a good high school
b) get good grades
c) do an insane amount of extra curricular activities
etc.
2) Get married
-----------------
a) conditions for a perfect partner
-has to be asian
-has to have good job
-has to have parents who have respectable jobs
etc.
b) parents approve this person (or preferably, pick this person)
c) no dating basically - since you only date for a reason - which is to get married - therefore people who do not fit the asian parents' requirements are a waste of time.
etc.
3) Good image
--------------------
a) no back-chatting parents
b) over look personal problems instead of working them out.
c) don't do things that do not benefit this list. ie. going on the computer for non-work-related things or watch tv.
etc.
by butthetruthis December 30, 2010
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