asapamundo

As soon as possible - But sooner

Get here asapamundo!

by HTCgirl August 30, 2009

ASAP-

Anglo-Saxon American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors that might make a JAP slightly less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern european in any event. References "as soon as possible" as this is the kind of service expected in all situations.

That country club bitch is a real ASAP-

by offensiveotis December 31, 2009

asaptually

Right the fuck now bitch.

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!

by divalicious1 March 8, 2015

ASAP

As Slutty As Posible

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.

by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010

asapalis

Asapalis meaning A.S.A.P As Soon As Possible

I gotta come up on dis money asapalis ya heard

by Jahneah October 23, 2006

ASAC

ASAC: as soon as convienent

friend1: hey i need you to drop this off at the post office ASAC.
friend2:yeah, sure right after this game.

by crzytot January 15, 2011

ASAP

As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')

Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.

by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009