A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
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Get the apotemnphile mug.The properties of the space around a toilet (be it a public restroom stall or personal bathroom) to reduce or amplify sounds or smells that are innately related to the acts that take place upon it.
Crestfallen by the poor apoustics of the campsite portapotty, I proceeded to take a dump accompanied by a rock concert of rectal noises and vapors of my own excrement.
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Get the Apoustics mug.Apothemgiterately is the apotheosis of truth and actuality, the highest form of seriousness and being literal. It is a combination of the words apotheosis, legitimate, and literately. Seeing as these words by themselves are often used to describe actuallity but then also used firugatively, the combination of them disambiguates the possiblity of misunderstanding and presents a new idea of the ultimate reality; apotheosis of truth and actuality. An even higher actuality than legiterately.
I apothemgitirately promise you that I did not steal the money.
He is being apothemgitirate when he speaks about his feelings towards sports.
He is being apothemgitirate when he speaks about his feelings towards sports.
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