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alcohol

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."
by Miss Mandi June 11, 2006
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alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.
"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"
by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009
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Alcogenius

The one inspirational thought that will help define a moment that would never have occured whilst sober.
The road was long and wound like a snake to the summit. Suddenly my alcogenius kicked in and I tackled the hill head on. Only to find it wasn't such a good idea and I got stuck half way up and had to be rescued by the coast guard.
by Insomniax2 August 3, 2008
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Alcohaul

1a. To consume a considerably large amount of alcohol over a short time period.
1b. To consume a considerably large amount of alcohol over a long time period.

2. To supply alcohol, amass, or host a huge group of people for purpose of said drinking.
"Dude alcohauled the FUCK outta that JD!"

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"Yo dude, I'm alcohaulin' everyone over to my place tomorrow night. Be there."
by Dzdncnfzd January 22, 2009
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alcoholicfetus

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.
"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"
by alcoholicfetus July 14, 2009
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Alcohol Induced Parkinson's

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.
Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."
by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013
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alcohol

The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.
Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.
by Emilio Harwich April 23, 2006
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