Alden is a guy who would randomly jump out of the toilet completely butt-ass naked while forcing people to take pictures of him.
Aldens dick is also decent, its alright i guess at first, but then suddenly it turns into a fucking lego brick.
Aldens dick is also decent, its alright i guess at first, but then suddenly it turns into a fucking lego brick.
Nice dick Alden
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Get the Alden the OP mug.Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
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