Alden the OP

A virtually perfect being that goes by many names such as Aldinius lll or Aldino and can do anything he puts his mind to.

"Wow! Aldinius the lll is beating up Goku! With his pinkie!" Alden the OP

by Man of Tungsten carbide April 2, 2023

alden hiller

(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense

(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller

by 8900 December 14, 2008

Alden

Alden is a guy who would randomly jump out of the toilet completely butt-ass naked while forcing people to take pictures of him.

Aldens dick is also decent, its alright i guess at first, but then suddenly it turns into a fucking lego brick.

Nice dick Alden

by silverskinnedchigga June 16, 2025

Alden

A person that may look cold / aloof, but he actually is a very friendly guy. He would help you if you ask for it. He would act like a gentlemen / very educated (not as in study) person. He may look like an introvert, but really, he is just a quite extrovert.

Some people pronounce it like "AL-dn" some say "ALL-dn", has never heard someone say "***-den" (den as pronounced like the name Den) before tho.

Friend: "He did not hold the door for me, I was 1 sec behind him, the door almost actually slamed on my face"

You: "Alden holds the door for me in a way that almost made me feel sorry, so I tried to run in front of him to hold it for him, but that ended up me looking reather silly"

by cut the crap rn November 22, 2023