suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

by jjrubadub April 18, 2010

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

donkey riding down a frown line

When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.

Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.

by james beard[o] January 29, 2007

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

a front

When someone pretends or fakes a response. A pretense at not caring.

It seems like John isn't pissed that his girlfriend went to Mexico without him.

Response:
Nah, it's a front. He's pissed.

by venusdmoola October 20, 2010

going off like a frog in a sock

when someone is going crazy, like a frog would in a sock.

dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.

by sterwang October 11, 2006

fro the bro the bro with a fro

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by NightShadow- October 2, 2020