Tricka Skeezer

a dirty stank trick an a nasty skeezer combined

I can belive that Tricka Skeezer Kayla Nedd She gettin on my nerves

by Justin Thomas January 11, 2009

On-call skeezer

A girl (usually on the slutty side) that you can reasonably rely upon to hook up with whenever you call her, regardless of the time.

M1: I heard you booty called Monica last night. Was that a one-shot deal?
M2: Nah, she's been my on-call skeezer for a while now.

by PaydayHenderson August 20, 2009

skeezer

1.A person who moves in a slow motion lacking excitment. They take their time as if they have forever.
2.a person your age who reminds you or resembles an elderly person
3.a person who dresses in a much older some what boring fashion

Speed it up you old skeezer!!!

by Amanda Cal_ October 10, 2008

Skeezer Baby

14 to 20 year old girl usually short (around 5"5 to 5"9) who dresses like a skank, wears dark sunglasses that cover about 1/3 of their face, and wears plenty of makeup on their face. Like to hang around corn daddies and bromagnons. Usually have boyfriends that are older than them. They look 5 to 7 years younger than they actually are making them look like babies.

John: WTF is that kid doing at the party?
Will: That aint no kid its a fucking Skeezer Baby.
John: Fucking skanks!

by KnowsTooManyBadWords February 24, 2009

skeezer

Ethnic slang for seizure

Pookie jus had a skeezer!

by docman June 26, 2009

yammer butt skeezer

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.

Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012