pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 8, 2022

Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

a few extra pounds

So big that the individual refuses to post an honest full-body pic.

See also: BBW; Bring Burgers With...

All those pics are taken from above, B. You know that's a few extra pounds for sure!

by DaddehDeluxish August 13, 2014

pounding back a few

to drink alcohol much and quickly.

Things usually get out of hand when people start pounding back a few.

by crazylittlecat September 18, 2013

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.

Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.

by modtrtr March 6, 2009

ten pounds all but a penny

this means.....................£9.99

my grandma always says this
"oooh it was ten pounds all but a penny!" cheers grandma

by Nobby March 25, 2006

Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009