Panda

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.

by Lynne Truss February 22, 2011

panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

Panda

A huge soft animal that is black and white

Oh look there's a panda! 🐼

by Blackfire493 February 12, 2019

Panda

A child who grew up influence by the Coronavirus pandemic, I.e. not going to school, afraid of leaving the house

These new students are Pandas an don’t socialize well.

by Scooter8 May 6, 2020

Pandas

Cute and fluffy and kind beautiful fun athletic energetic confident and (black and white )

Pandas are awesome

by Jim Gonzalez November 28, 2016

Panda

A fat chick with a cute face.

Bafaa Bojangles: Damn, even though I was mashed I can still remember the feel of fatty flesh from that Panda when I got her in the sack.
Corneleous Bigglesworth: TRu, she did have a cute face though

by Messy Ma February 11, 2009

panda

A woman who is slightly overweight but still very attractive.

That waitress has just the right amount of cushioning, she is such a panda.

by My00t8 April 15, 2007