keanu reeves

Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor

You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..

by Michael Webster March 04, 2004

Keanu effect

1. To make a positive effect
2. Action that will spread positivity throughout the world

"Have a nice keanu effect..."

-Felix Kjellberg

by xXDarkCubeXx June 17, 2019

Keanu-zation

A realization of something so profound that "Whoa" just doesn't cover it. A mind will always be blown when a Keanu-zation occurs.

And then I had a Keanu-zation...maybe Millenials weren't the reason everything sucks after all.

by Rashamon July 16, 2020

Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 05, 2021