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2 + 2 = 5

a track from radioheads "hail to the thief" amazon.com have reviewed the album they said:

"Hail to the Thief borrows equally from each. Its title implies that this will be a collection filled with songs of anger and dissent, but Radiohead no longer howl at the moon like they did on 1995's The Bends. Instead, they use eloquent metaphors and complicated arrangements to express the uncertainty, fear and anger arising from the 2000 U.S. presidential election and a post-9/11 world. There’s no doubt about where Thom Yorke and company stand; the prog-rock break on "2 + 2 = 5" and Yorke's terror at the thought of being "put in a dock" make that immediately clear"

it can be used to express strange things that have happend , and or lack any sence
"did you see how that guy got an extra can of drink from that machine?"

"yes it was very 2+2=5"
by wikiki May 13, 2005
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2 + 2 = 5

Interesting fact: 2.4 (which rounds to 2) plus 2.3 (which rounds to 2) is equal to 4.7 (which rounds to 5).
You could then end up with 2 + 2 = 5 if you don't keep the same number of significant figures in your calculations.
by n3rd May 13, 2005
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2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984
"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority
by What March 25, 2005
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2 point 5

2 point 5 is a gang call similar to suwoop, popularized by Soundcloud rapper Permafroze, which tells a fellow gang member to attack a victim using a chemical mix including highly acidic chemicals which leaves the victims skin dissolved and burnt, with a blueish tint, giving the body a similar look to being frozen.
Gang Member 1: 2 point 5 nigga send that shit

Gang Member 2: Aii cuh
by John Jackson 440 January 31, 2020
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5 and 1/2

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) August 26, 2019
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2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
by HAWK123 August 18, 2009
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1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.
The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)
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