99-43-28

The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.

by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Rule 43

Rule 43 (R43) is like Rule 34 but... scarring. Rule 43 is artwork of something/someone that is made to be unsettling

Person 1: what are you doing mate?
Person 2: I'm browsing Rule 43
Person 1: i feel bad for you.

by MyNameIsNotJay May 8, 2022