December 31

The day the best person in the world was born

you did you know that our 60th president was born on December 31!

by Starwarsboi123 January 27, 2020

May 31

national alone day

Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31

by A real clown 🤡 October 17, 2019

January 31

NATIONAL CUFF THAT HOE UP DAY

Idc who you are or if they ain’t feeling it, January 31 should be the day you get your shit together and wife them tf up

by fat dad October 15, 2019

september 31

national clown day because you typed September 31 even though it has 30 days so this imaginary day is to celibate retards like you

Hey dumbass there is no September 31st

by September 31 October 16, 2019

August 31

National Virgo day! Celebrate the best zodiac sign: smart and analytical Virgos! Right in the Virgo season, people born on August 31 are also the most stunning people in the world. Thank your Virgo friends for making your life better and more toxic aka fun!

She was born on August 31! Thats why she's so gorgeous.

by Aaliyah 3108 April 19, 2021

August 31

national bottom day! appreciate your stupid ass bottom friends

person 1: hey dude, did you hear about August 31st? It’s National Bottom Day.

person 2: oh wow, really? well i appreciate you

by lydiadeeetz October 15, 2019

October 31

National kids over 5 ft get to slap all other people day😌

Wow, I'm over 5 feet tall. I can slap you because it is October 31!

by hallo_holay_broski October 22, 2019