Someone who will stay with you no matter what. Kai is loyal, funny, and very sweet to everyone. Ladies, if you have a kai, keep him and don't let go. He will stay by you as long as you stay by him. He is also the kind of guy who can make you fall for him without trying to, even if you really aren't supposed to. If you have a kai as a boyfriend; great. If you have a kai as a best friend; even better.
A guy with an absolute MONSTER cock, he will fuck ur shit all night. Ellie's are typically attracted to Kais for one reason. The dick. Ellie's love penis and sometimes experience penis captivus when with a Kai. Kais love wearing grey sweatpants and sending dick pics.
Damn did you hear what Kai did to Ellie last night? I heard they Charizarded.
Said to a person of a very distinctive behaviour, presenting signs of strong paranoia and agoraphobia. These symptoms are accompanied by an unfounded sense of honour and pride which makes the subject an annoyance when it comes to understanding him/her.
The synonym "Cobra" is in fact not a synonym in itself but rather a name given to a certain villain group in a certain "Karate" film.
"Cobra Kai never dies".
If you encounter a subject presenting the above symptoms, call the person "cobra" and he/she will reply with unarticulated grunt, similar to sex noise, in order to express his/her appreciation.