Kai

n. (syn: Cobra)

Said to a person of a very distinctive behaviour, presenting signs of strong paranoia and agoraphobia. These symptoms are accompanied by an unfounded sense of honour and pride which makes the subject an annoyance when it comes to understanding him/her.

The synonym "Cobra" is in fact not a synonym in itself but rather a name given to a certain villain group in a certain "Karate" film.

"Cobra Kai never dies".

If you encounter a subject presenting the above symptoms, call the person "cobra" and he/she will reply with unarticulated grunt, similar to sex noise, in order to express his/her appreciation.
"Cobra Kai never dies"

"Stop doing your Kai"

"Oui" - French and Japanese accents all mixed
by kuiksilver February 06, 2010
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