figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD
by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021

“yo that motherfucker isn’t buying me boba! he’s aysha-phobic”
“he’s not letting me eat his tacos. he is super aysha-phobic”
“he’s not letting me eat his tacos. he is super aysha-phobic”
by Kakabaka April 27, 2023

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

by Mew4713 March 24, 2022

by Indigoelmasry February 11, 2024

by EQUALITY!! June 1, 2022

"what car driver do you hate the most?"
"B***ard Qashqai drivers, they drive like they'll live till they're 300. Im QashQai-Phobic!"
"B***ard Qashqai drivers, they drive like they'll live till they're 300. Im QashQai-Phobic!"
by anonymous March 21, 2021
