by Mark V. June 03, 2006
A place where you go to until you are an adult where you get taught how to solve the opposite angles of triangles and the humour in Shakespeare, but nothing about how to pay a bill, write a cheque, find a flat.
(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)
(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)
"Don't they teach you anything in school these days?"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"
by Archie2K January 11, 2004
1.The reason most people who are teens comit suicide. See suicide
2. A place where the goverment stuffs Young brains with useless shit so they can compete with Japan on whos the smartest; So they can take credit and forget about the students happiness.
2. A place where the goverment stuffs Young brains with useless shit so they can compete with Japan on whos the smartest; So they can take credit and forget about the students happiness.
Teacher:Today in school, we will stuff youre mind with shit you will never use in you're life.
Ex:6(5a)-(-65B)1/545.3
Ex:6(5a)-(-65B)1/545.3
by Elia________ October 19, 2006
Satan: Mom! Help me I’m scared!
Satan’s Mom: What is it, Satan? Did you have a nightmare?
Satan: I’m thinking of school again!
Satan’s Mom: What are you thinking!!! Don’t give me nightmares too! Those humans are crazy!
Satan’s Mom: What is it, Satan? Did you have a nightmare?
Satan: I’m thinking of school again!
Satan’s Mom: What are you thinking!!! Don’t give me nightmares too! Those humans are crazy!
by ZappyDefos September 17, 2019
That place kids are forced to go to for an education even though most of the shit learned will never help you later in life. School is also the place where you have to sit there 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, plus fukin homework which could stack the fuk up if your teacher is just a whore. When your done with school most kids just go home and smoke pot and kill brain cells anyway.
by negronos January 11, 2012
School Teacher: QUIET!!!!
Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH!!!
Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid!!!!
Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH!!!
Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid!!!!
by James M. November 30, 2005