Almost to Narnia

The act of being homosexual to such a high degree that were the closet metaphor reality, you would have by this point almost have reached narnia due to how far you are in the closet.

Bill: Heyyyyy, look at the ass on that dude.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.

by narya August 13, 2011

Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.

Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.

by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016

Narnia Sex

When a closeted gay man has sex with a woman.

Larry Craig's so far in the closet, he always has Narnia sex when he's at home.

by thenightninja October 20, 2010

gay narnia

the communal closet for many gay people.

Ive just been on a rescue mission to gay narnia, trying to get them to come out is a bloody nightmare

by ChillyTweetz October 22, 2017

bunning in Narnia

The act of smoking a joint in the trees of Whistler, BC.

"Ay bro whats good?!"
"Just got back from bunning in Narnia!!"
"Let's head to the trees and bun some more!"

by strinky August 2, 2009

Narnia Asshole

The most magnificent and magical asshole.

I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005