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Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.
Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.
by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019
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Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you
“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”
by Most palone April 2, 2019
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Barry clause

When a white haired Christmas enthusiast imitates Santa Claus by sporting a Santa hat and sodomizing a reindeer.
Chris had a little too much egg nog and posted pics of himself giving Rudolph the old Barry Clause routine.
by Caveman LV February 18, 2017
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slope clause

In aviaion, a clause stating the maximum number of seats that can be in a regional or subsidiary company aircraft. Usually done in the interest of the pilots protecting themselves from being taken over by a large regional airline.
The Northwest Airlines slope clause says that a regional carrier flying for Northwest cannot have any more than 76 seats in an airplane.
by Joe Randolph August 3, 2007
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Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas
Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause
by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018
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santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.
by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022
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Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?
by William<3 December 23, 2021
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