uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.

Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

silly newb

A stupid beginner in a game that doesn't know what hes doing. Can be said "silly ass newb"

p: LOL Kevin stop dying you silly newb
e: haha word kevins such a silly ass newb.

by flushing June 12, 2007

Newb

pronounced: ne-ew-buh
a derogatory word that means one who has the skill of a noob while having done a relatively large amount of something. incredibly stubborn, this degenerate sub-race of the human species thrives off of skilled others. they primarily troll in and around forums and online video-games

Starcraft tower deffence player 1: everyone should build their deffences like mine
SC TD player 2:that doesnt work newb, the enemies will just attack your photon cannons
SC TD P1(after match): you should have lissened to me, if you payyed attention, i didnt let any enemies through

by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 13, 2009

newb

A person who is not very good at the game they are playing. Often get Pwned by Kyle, well not often, they always do.

G: Dooooode u just pwned that newb.

by Kdizzy January 13, 2008

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013

Punin Newbs

Punishing Newbies

Punishing new comers on any gaming system ex:xbox live,play station.I was up all night punin newbs

by Balcos Boys November 20, 2009

Newb-Heist

Used as Status:
Being the Newb-Heist on a server can only be referred to as someone who shows extraordinary skills and talent. The l337 version of one who calls them self a Noob-Heist

Used as Verb:
The action of entering in a online game and slaughtering all Newbs in the server with great speed and ease.

-In other words, the l337 and legit

Used as Status:
Whoa! Did you see last night? Charlie and Dennis got pwnt by that Newb-Heist. We gotta watch out for those guys til' we get better...

Used as Verb:
Whoa! Did you see that last night? Charlie and Dennis got completely Newb-Heisted(Past tense verb translation)... We gotta watch out that doesn't happen to us...

by CaMmB December 15, 2008