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Newb Cannon 

The nickname given to the M60E3 in the popular online game SOCOM II.

The word newb, is defined as a person with little or no experience in a any given game. "Cannon" may have first been used due to the cannon like sound of the actual gun, or the guns cannon like apearance.

The gun, as pertaining to the game include a 100 round magazine and poor accuracy, it levels the playing ground for may "newbies" since all they have to do in any given map, is get close enough to the opponent, and they can fire for virtually, as long as needed, is often found to be very, very frustrating to many of the more experienced players of the game.
1. I cant belive this shit! this kid thinks he is the man cause he's using the newb cannon.

2. Man i just cant win with any other un than the newb cannon.
Newb Cannon by *Dash123* August 23, 2005

Newb-stick 

A device or weapon in a FPS (First Person Shooter) that is far superior to the other weapons in the game. These devices or weapons can be spotted by their wide use and incredible stopping power. Newb-sticks are generally used by Newbs, amatuer players with little or no skill, or players that just plain out bad at the game.
"Dude! No fucking way! That Newb-stick got me again!"

"Dude wtf ? I shot him twice with my bolt action rifle, fucking newb-stick machine-gunner."

"What a pansy, only rifle he can use is one with a potato at the end of it, what a newb-stick(er)."
Newb-stick by Niko September 18, 2003

newb sicle 

a newb...but worse....very sicleish
newb sicle by Jeremiah Matson January 30, 2005

Newb-Heist 

Used as Status:
Being the Newb-Heist on a server can only be referred to as someone who shows extraordinary skills and talent. The l337 version of one who calls them self a Noob-Heist

Used as Verb:
The action of entering in a online game and slaughtering all Newbs in the server with great speed and ease.

-In other words, the l337 and legit
Used as Status:
Whoa! Did you see last night? Charlie and Dennis got pwnt by that Newb-Heist. We gotta watch out for those guys til' we get better...

Used as Verb:
Whoa! Did you see that last night? Charlie and Dennis got completely Newb-Heisted(Past tense verb translation)... We gotta watch out that doesn't happen to us...
Newb-Heist by CaMmB December 15, 2008

newb lube 

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
newb lube by tuffneck November 14, 2013

Newb tart 

A young "newb" to a particular online environment. Or a "newb" known to be specifically whorish.
Wow, Ninja2k is a real newb tart.
Newb tart by Loathed December 7, 2005