1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
Get the Heinz 57 Methodmug. When a female is is on a computer chair and there is a dildo attached to the desk in front of her, and then the male uses his pelvic thrust to push her into the didloed-desk.
by Mikot August 5, 2008
Get the Pelvic 57mug. 
This is a encrypted message that means "you have a little c**k but in encrypted hex
transforming into the hex code 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B.
WARNING: this post is only for fun, not made to offend someone.
transforming into the hex code 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B.
WARNING: this post is only for fun, not made to offend someone.
by mister camera November 21, 2023
Get the 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6Bmug. A Russian air-droppable tank destroyer, infamous in War Thunder for its sneakiness and surprisingly deadly gun. This sneakiness is often amplified with bushes. It’s also known as simply ASU.
by TwoOrMoreHippos April 29, 2022
Get the ASU-57mug. The district code of Massabesic High, slang for RSU 57. A nickname for the school and it’s students.
by representativeofthe57 October 24, 2017
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by Hdthccgff December 11, 2020
Get the BlueDevilMafia 57mug.