zootied

When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own.

Dylan, you're... zootied!

by Jillian February 23, 2005

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

zootiez

A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner

ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future

by sean wilson April 28, 2022

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

by tom January 12, 2004

Zooted

Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high

Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.

by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018