Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself
by emojibitch August 5, 2014
Get the check yourself before you shrek yourself mug.Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009
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Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.
"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."
"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
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