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you are gay 

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.
Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.
you are gay by stu April 5, 2005

If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay
“If you are reading this you are gay
“Darn I’m gay now”

you are mom gay

In this word, Mom is an adjective to gay, meaning if someone says you are Mom gay or you’re Mom gay, they are calling you a gay mom. Not to be confused with your mom gay lol, which doesn’t have an ‘re.
Straight boy: hey, your mom gay
Straighter boy: oh yeah you are Mom gay

Straight boy: *dies*
you are mom gay by Urmombig gay February 19, 2018

you are moms gay 

A come back to end all come backs, you will never lose if used.
Kid1:You suck Benis

Kid.2: you are moms gay

Kid1.: cries

You all are gay i'm normal 

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils
"You all are gay I'm normal"

Why are you gay 

You are gay.

Why are you gay means that he thinks you are gay
Why are you gay by Inferno vovo March 31, 2019

Why are you gay? 

Sentence used in famous video interview, where moderator is asking gay activist questions, that does not make sense.
But why are you gay?
You say you are into female, so why are you gay?