workingoff

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.

Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!

by sad reality man August 3, 2009

working off

whacking or jerking off to the point of aerobic exercise.

I'm all sweaty because I just spent an hour working off.

by DRDMH January 13, 2009

Working Off

The act of jacking off at your place of work.

Hey Steve, will you cover me for a minute? I have to go work off real quick.

I'll be out in a minute. I'm working off.

by Timetopartyatwork! May 7, 2011

Working Off

When you do work just to satisfy yourself.

"Hey Tim, what are you doing on this incredible, beautiful Saturday morning?"
"Oh, I'll be working off. I love to work!"

by B Talented May 1, 2009

Working Off

Combination the the terms jerking off and working out to describe the act of using a Shake Weight to exercise

Bob Prefers Working Off alone in his room to avoid judgement from his family

by Gentleneal April 5, 2011

Working off your guilt

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.

Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!

by Ereck Flowers February 14, 2015

Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.

Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.

by Captain Christian November 4, 2021