windger

a person who is always moaning and crying.

by phineas belter April 18, 2003

Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

by yourboybd December 30, 2018

Wingert

totally awesome and ah-mazing

Dude! That home-run was wingert!

by baseballchick45 July 17, 2009

wingers perk

same as a reacharound

"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"

by tockley July 13, 2009

Windermere

The rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school, and in the center of it all is a small ice cream shop that can "rip you off" because it is the only place to eat anything in the area and has wealthy costumers.

Usually taking a walk around these streets you see white and black Escalades, Lincoln Navigators that are driven by the wife of a rich man who is working during the day so they drive around windermere wearing sunglasses and hang out with other women that live similar lifestyles.

"That lady in the Escalade driving in Windermere is hot"

Friend: "Watch it that's Donald Trump's Wife"

by chachaboi December 17, 2011

Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

wingernails

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010