wind sock

When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.

"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."

"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."

by DoubleDownSaint July 20, 2005

wind sock

When you shove your forearm so far up a female deuce hole and you pull out bring her the lining of her rectum out with you

Dude I wind socked her so fucking hard, the lining of her rectum was flapping in the wind

by WindSocker April 14, 2006

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

[wind sock]

The act of sucking a partner's pink sock.

After giving jenny a pink sock, john proceeded to suck it, this resulting in a wind sock.

by Sostrich October 16, 2008

anal wind sock

a gaping asshole. Stretched out from countless balloon knot stabbings. It may be attached to a slut that is sexy as hell, but her ass can barely hold a turd in.

"you think she's hot!?, she's taken so much pole in her ass its stretched out like an anal wind sock." - go-gurt

by go-gurt August 15, 2007