wigmit

wigmit stands for When I Get My Income Tax.

Wigmit Imma finally buy that TV we wanted all year

Wigmit imma finally get divorced.

by Hrdwrkinmom436 November 30, 2014

The Wiggity

Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.

Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.

by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010

Wiggity

A person who fucks around the entire time, has fun while making sure others do as well but still somehow manages to pull something nearly impossible off.

Dude thats Wiggity Rick! I don't know how he does it man. believe.

by intellectual ketchup February 22, 2020

wiggity wack

Not only is the noun that is being referred to totally wack , but it is a wack that is so horrible that you need to add the wiggity infront of the wack. It is has approximately ten times the potentcy of regular type wack. Only to be used in cases where a person is exhibiting extreme stupidity, bitchiness, whining, etc.

"Bill you are acting like you are five years old. I didn't ever think I'd have to say this to anyone...but you are acting completely wiggity wack right now."

by something good February 10, 2005

wignits

A large viral infection which develops on a wig after exessive plucking of the wignits, can be removed with and only with diamond encrusted wignit pluckers(can be classed as the worldsm only kinky disease)

Hey Miss Robinson, hows your wignits?
Call me Moi(said whilst groping ones-self)

by Moira Robinson August 22, 2006

Wiggit

The squirming motion a worm makes. Sometimes used to describe a person who won't stop moving

He's been such a wiggit since he drank the energy drink.

by LemonySnickets June 4, 2017

Piggitty-wiggitty

Becoming crazy, wild, obnoxious; Completely out of control

It's goin' to get piggitty-wiggitty up in this place with the one and only P-Nut on the slap bass.

by Brodel Trevor December 30, 2009