washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.

Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".

by MonteMike February 3, 2009

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013

Wash My Balls

Why don't you bugger off

I'm not interested, wash my balls

by AM999 August 8, 2008

ball-washing

giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.

John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.

by dizzyHB May 15, 2010

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

ball-washing

Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.

That ball-washing bastard!

by bpc May 16, 2005