vacity

One who constantly has an itch so bad on their genitals, that they need itching cream for it.

Tom is such a vacity. He's always itching down there.

by Frankthegemstone November 6, 2018

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vanitys enemy

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.

The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.

by Daily GDer October 29, 2010

vanity crush

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

vanity travel

Travel to exotic and/or expensive locations solely for the purpose of bragging about it when one returns home.

Elroy just got back from Amsterdam and wouldn't shut up about it. He went to Bangkok last year. He does a lot of vanity traveling.

by gladernie March 8, 2008

vanity plate

A special type of vehicle registration plate on an automobile or other vehicle. The owner of the vehicle pays extra money to have his or her own choice of numbers or letters, usually forming a recognizable phrase, slogan, or abbreviation on their plate.

I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.

by Progressor February 8, 2014