utensil

n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

by floutas December 6, 2006

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Utensil

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!

by SexxyPartyy October 12, 2008

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utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

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utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.

twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009