uj

Abbreviation for unjerk. Any text following this is authentic and is not a troll nor circlejerk... theoretically.

/uj I agree because...
/rj We live in a society

by sunwithfaceclap June 23, 2019

UJ

Underage-Juice

14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.

'Ugh, check out mini-skank' 'That's the UJ that the whole William Howard Sixth Form has been handing round."

"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"

by swordfish49 April 5, 2010

uj

under the table job. when you're sitting at a table eating dinner or whatever and a girl gives you something (hj, bj) under the table

"Dude, we were having dinner with her parents and she gave me a uj."

by getsome5000 June 7, 2009

uj

pronounced huge without the h
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
new word, spread it!!!!

You are acting so uj today, did you have lots of sugar?

by BENessieCullen January 18, 2009

UJ

-Noun
The acronym given to two people who happen to go to school together and possibly like each other, used primarily by their friends.

“Dude did you see Ursulla and Jayson holding hands in the hallway?”
“Yah they’re such an UJ”

by Matacavage October 23, 2019

Uj

It means poop but its used with friends

While I was ujing I was playing on my phone

by M and M’s friend December 17, 2022

uj

uj is derived from my ass and is a horrid way to laugh, AKA a cruel laugh

Person 1: my whole family just died
Person 2: uj uj uj uj uj uj

by koucj September 1, 2023