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The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
by tkinrough January 28, 2016
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eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.
Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.
by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006
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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
by queers annonomous June 21, 2003
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Twat Turd

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A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
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