toushing

From the ancient language of "IRC"

To perform sexually explicit acts on ones computer, especially the keyboard.

"Feral> i toush the keys"

Feral is an expert when it comes to toushing.

by [nrx] October 10, 2004

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toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

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A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

by Fromundo June 20, 2016

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Traffic Touching

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

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touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

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