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Toppo

Very easy to tell a toppo from crowd because the prominent characteristics include black color, medium height, no goal in life, serial masturbator, basically a complete failure.
It's no wonder his wife left him; he has been a closeted toppo.
by chanzerre February 3, 2022
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toppo

a guy who drinks allot of "Bass" (the bitter), comes into teamspeak half-drunk, spills his drink into his computer, then screams, shitten-sy-crappen-hoffen.
this gamer is such a toppo
by els236 June 20, 2011
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Rocco Toppo

A gay couple characterised by having completely opposite beliefs and traits.
For example, if Toppo is black then Rocco is fair. Similarly, if Rocco believes in big money with smart approach then Toppo believes in ghissing his ass to no end.
Rocco Toppo couples are a rare sighting. Not many people can manage that shit
by chanzerre January 31, 2023
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Abhishek Toppo

A guy who is always drunk on rice beer.
by Cloud bae November 22, 2021
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Cow topping

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
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toploader

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
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Shayne Topp

A memeber of a YouTube group called Smosh. He has also been on many other shows and movies like, Icarly, Dear lemon Lima, So Random, etc. Many people ship him and fellow Smosh member Courtney Miller, often called Shayney or Shortney.

His first Smosh appearance was in Smosh summer games.
by The Holy Sprite April 13, 2017
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