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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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Toolshed

A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.
Peterson bought us some sweet shades yesterday. That kid is a big toolshed.
by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009
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toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
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2004 Toolshed Uprising

This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in 2004, and therefore it resulted in the inevitable seperation of the members. Although the Dynasty of Chillosophy did not end (most experts predict it never will) their involvement in the community became restricted to blocks of time such as holidays and summers. During these absences, thousands of whack-ass-crews began to assemble, in hopes of reaching the level Chillosophy "chilled" at. The term "toolshed" refers to the gathering of more than one tool or square. Predictably, none of these crews were powerful enough to even "fux with they echoes."
" Yo, where did all these mark-ass tricks come from, its like the 2004 Toolshed Uprising all over again "
by Stuart Odyssey May 22, 2006
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toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.
I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.
by TWON March 10, 2004
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toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.
Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.
by BudLiteBrad January 4, 2003
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Toolshed

A tool who goes beyond the call of duty for tooldom. An ubertool. A person so dislikable that they compare to an entire shed full of tools. Usually used with some other reference to tooldom, often in pun form.
He's not a tool, he isn't even a toolbox, he's the entire fucking toolshed.
by DrakeIV August 25, 2010
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