Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020

Toilet Paper

The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.

"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."

by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020

Toilet Paper

The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease

Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005

Toilet paper

A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen

Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal

by Suck my lemons March 15, 2020