to lak

Originated from Winchester College. A notional corruption of the verb to like, meaning to not like. It can also be used in conjunction with 'don't' thereby reversing the meaning to I like.

I lak ye B.J.
I lak girls.
I lak you mum.

I don't like eating poo.
I don't like rimjaw.
I don't like your dad.

by the fatboy April 13, 2004

A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015

Taking it to the lake

Taking a joke beyond its limits.
AKA- Ruining Jokes

Did you hear about bob? He got shot (enters a guy who repeats the same thing)
dude your taking it to the lake...

by Hubba Tubba December 18, 2012

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026