thorg

a big, ugly, and very strong being that has problems with women.

Cody is and example of thorg. Cody is such a thorg.

by cody hubbell September 24, 2006

thorg life

How Canadian coaches dressed in green bodysuits pronounce and write thug life.

Coach Z is livin' the thorg life.

by PoopyPoo July 2, 2005

Thorgrim

One of the main villains from the film Conan The Barbarian who is played by Sven-Ole Thorsen and is the bodyguard of Thulsa Doom. His most notable trait is the giant maul (mallet) that he wields.

"Thorgrim is beside himself with grief"

by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis August 17, 2008

Thog

Thog dont care

Man, thog simply doesn't care

by Sadmemeking November 5, 2017

Thog

A popular yahoo answers account that has blown up after not caaring.

Question: Why do chips get stale?? gross i just eat a cheeto and it was NASTY .... like all stale and crap. eww.
Thog: Thog dont caare

by fvle December 27, 2018

Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010