the syph

See syphillis or syphilis

Yo mama got the syph

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Revenge of the Syph

Drug resistant strain of a sexual disease, particularly Syphilis.

I thought they'd cured my STD but the force is strong in this one; it just keeps coming back . . . Must be The Revenge of the Syph.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

syphon the python

to urinate

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Syphax the Venilicius

Syphax is an immortal slave dealer, with literal bones of steel, appears in Book 1 of the Cambridge Latin Book. He is very pro-business and carries his product with him everywhere. He moved to Pompeii from the New World in 73 A.D. He taught the natives all about slavery and taught them how to travel quickly in waterways using many people. In 79 A.D. after the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius at Pompeii it was thought that he had perished. But Syphax had absorbed the body of a slave and escaped in a fiery chariot taking some time off with Elijah and God. Then in 460 A.D. decided to go to Europe and get into Politics. He saw that the Persian Government was very weak and decided that it needed to change. Once Syphax was able to give his infinite wisdom to the leader of the government they saw he was much more qualified than the current leaders. Syphax led the Persian Empire toward its peak until he got bored and moved to the Siberian forests. Syphax meditated on the state of the world, and how one could reach enlightenment in such an environment. He moved back into society in 1469. where he lived in Europe laughing at their primitiveness. There he found the Church of Shroomio, and finally reached inner peace. After this life was a breeze, that was until 1850, when a drunk homeless man found his one weakness. Midgets. Only a midget is able to disable Syphax. The homeless man forced 5 midgets to stab Syphax until he stopped moving, and buried him 10ft deep.

Person 1: “Syphax the venilicius is so hot I want to have sex with him <3”
Person 2: “Mngghhh!”
Person 3: “IM HARD!!!!”
Person 4: “Then we shall all have sex with Syphax the venilicius”
Syphax: “Yessss my children!”

by The Thongler May 30, 2023

Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.

Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.

make your own, I'm not typing it again

by X June 13, 2003

Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 29, 2025