The Mitten

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.

1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"

by T-Bottom August 27, 2009

The mitten

Another name for Michigan

Yea foo, I’m from the mitten

by Omwtgyb December 7, 2018

The Mitten

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008

The Mitten

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.

I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 March 11, 2022

The Mitten

A nickname for the state of Michigan in the United States. Due to its shape being similar to a hand or mitten

Joe: I’m from the ATL, where are you from?
Nick: I’m from the Mitten.
Joe: Oh no way, where in Michigan?
Nick: *Points to lower left part of hand under his thumb* Detroit

by KingPP526 June 4, 2022

Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010